Carbon Black. Bullrun on Crack

Thinking our recent article “Cops Cars & Wonderbras’ (Nov 26) pretty much summed up the ultimate in Motor/ Party/Glam for  Lottery Winner millionaire playboys and girls around the world, we we’re surprised (and slightly humbled because we’re never wrong) when one of our Proplayer members (thanks John) set the record straight in no uncertain terms saying that “NO, it’s not the most glamorous rally on the earth…check this one out!”

Well we did indeed check it out and you know what……….. John was absolutely right.

Introducing the Carbon Black Supercar Rally, the most (until we’re proved wrong again) glamorous, rock “n” roll, excessive road rally taking place in the world today. Wow, do these guys know how to party.

Ok here’s the recipe:

Preheat one of the worlds most beautiful cities to approx 30 degrees C ( Vienna, Budapest,Rome Monte Carlo or similar can be used).

Into a pot, add the following supercars: Bugatti’s, Lambos, Maclarens, Ferrari’s, Lotus or Bentley (Porsches or Audi R8′s may also be used although taste may vary).

Once they have reached  boiling point (wheel spinning will help) add a sprinkle of uber hot “pit girls” for spice, 6 star hotels for a sweetener and a couple of Bell helicopters for decoration. Allow to cool for 30 minutes and then serve in either a 120ft Sunseeker or Casino of your choice with as much Bollinger or Nitros Oxide as you can handle.

Decadent is not the word…….. and our stomachs are rumbling  just thinking about it.

Go to www.cbrally.co.uk for more insane details. Go to www.giantlottos.com to win enough money to enter this madness.

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